The Kingdom of Celestial emapier is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, avowedly heterosexual populace, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 562 million celestials are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venetinova. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Celestial emapierian economy, worth 57.3 trillion Royals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 101,911 Royals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new Really Big Telescope has been praised for presenting pictures of bright dots in unprecedented detail, babies are a small but significant export, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celestial emapier's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Celestial emapier is ranked 9,785^th in the world and 1^st in The Global Elite for Safest, scoring 121.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.